Customer: Could I see that book up there? “Hit Man?”

German used bookstore owner: It’s not a joke.

He hands book to customer.

Customer: Yeah, I know.

German used bookstore owner: It’s the real thing.

Customer: Yes, I’ve –

German used bookstore owner: Real information. You could use it.

Customer (looking at sticker back of book): You sell this for $230?

German used bookstore owner: Yeah. Undercut the competition.

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