Customer: Could I see that book up there? “Hit Man?”
German used bookstore owner: It’s not a joke.
He hands book to customer.
Customer: Yeah, I know.
German used bookstore owner: It’s the real thing.
Customer: Yes, I’ve –
German used bookstore owner: Real information. You could use it.
Customer (looking at sticker back of book): You sell this for $230?
German used bookstore owner: Yeah. Undercut the competition.
“…someone gets out of jail after three days, you offer them a shower. That’s just common sense.”
Last night I dreamt I was watching a Woody Allen movie called “Hawaii.” It wasn’t quite up to the level of classic Woody, but a whole lot better than anything from his post “Husbands and Wives” decline. Alan Alda was in it.
Took a couple pics of Ingy lounging poolside down in Coconut Grove
Here she is workin’ it for the camera
Soaking up the sun, Sheryl Crow-style
Life’s a Beach
Ingrid’s grandfather may have narrowly missed playing Tarzan, but he did get his own comic book.
Here’s a 2000 article about him meeting Adolf Hitler at the 1936 Berlin Olympics.
And here he is more recently:
He and Joyce still run Kiefer (where you can get everything you need for swimming “but the water”).
Is everything OK Mr. Mehta?